Worst place to rub one out. Smells, have to aim at end.

1. How many sex partners she had. Dudes basically expect them to lie. If they aren’t lying they aren’t trying.

2. Basically Anything they did with another boyfriend.

I think all other things guys don’t really care. Girl could literally say a dudes dick is tiny and it might just turn him on. Say she’s been with 15 dudes when he’s only been with 5 girls and he will want to throw up.

Walking around a mall in tighty whities?

You can’t culturally appropriate a fictional blue alien. It’s so dumb it hurts

I lost 5 pounds after using wolfballs

I’m fucking my neighbors wife and eating his food while he’s out on a business trip. I don’t need one

Usually when a girl won’t shut the fuck up you need to either feed her, fuck her, or get her to take a nap. What was the question?

Oh man if she is lactating?

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I dated a half Mexican half black girl. She was kinda fat but I wanted to try a gigantic ass.

Her pussy was really small. Smallest pussy I ever fucked. Condoms would constantly rip and I have a pretty average size dick.

As far as being Spanish goes it wasn’t to much of a culture difference.

Spanish and English cultures share a lot of common history, religion and ideas.

It’s not like dating a Asian or Muslim

If like right before I cum during a BJ they stick a finger in my butt hole it just enhances the feeling. Lots of nerves there.

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If he sucked my dick that makes Him gay not me.

I just sat there and let him be gay.

You will fuck that whale or you are a racist anti science fat phobic islamaphobic , global warming enabling bigot.

Correction he WAS healthy before taking the vaccine.

Maybe next time she shouldn’t date a faggot.

Sorry, unless there is direct proof that Elon is pushing CCP talking points

He said the sovereign nation of Taiwan Should give up their democracy to join a communist dictatorship in the hopes that China will allow them to keep some of their rights.

That is a CCP Talking point if I’ve ever heard one.

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When he makes a robot that can suck my dick as good as your mom then we might be making progress. I just see empty promises here.

You must be quite the specimen when sexually serving you is considered a bribe.

Considered a privilege I would say.

Don’t worry, if you work hard, go to the gym and work out you might be able to date a girl who is half as hot as one of my X’s.

This is my last girl friend.

I fucked her sister right in front of her. And then I broke up with her. She cried for days for me to take her back.

How do I manage all that?

This is my arm,

People pay me massive amounts of money to send them vhs copies of my work out routines. (I’ve grown very wealthy and thus women desire me more and more) To bad they can never look like me. They don’t have the genetics I do. Pure breed German Scottish English blood.

I’ve had sex with thousands of woman. And i’m only getting started.